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janne_dand totally mind-boggling. 12 Characters Meme, gacked from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
m_butterfly.
The Rules
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions.
You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. John Sheppard (SGA)
2. Aragorn (LotR)
3. Ray Kowalski (dS)
4. Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly/Serenity)
5. River Tam (Firefly/Serenity)
6. Cordelia Vorkosigan (Vorkosigan saga)
7. Miles Vorkosigan (Vorkosigan saga)
8. Ronon Dex (SGA)
9. Ista (Chalion books)
10. Samuel Vimes (Discworld)
11. Jack Sparrow (PotC)
12. Commodore Norrington (PotC)
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Cordelia Vorkosigan + Jack Sparrow.
Hmmm. Definitely never read one – oddly, I think they would get on very well! Cordelia wouldn’t be taken in by Jack’s oddness but would enjoy him and Jack could get a dose of Betan therapy and finally meet someone who could make his head spin like he does to every one else.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yup, Malcolm Reynolds is hot. Not so much for how he looks (though he is indeed too pretty to die) but for his character. Particularly the really evil sense of humour.
Scale of 1 to 10? I’ll give him a 7.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
My brain would explode for a start! *stares in utter bogglement* Ronon impregnated by Commodore Norrington – the crossover fic that redefines the concept of horror.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
No. As far as I’m aware, there isn’t any Chalion fanfic about and I think it would have to be very, very good indeed to tempt me to read it, or to do something that added to Ista’s character.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Wow, Cordelia is getting a lot of action. And she’s certainly got an attraction to men of honour and reluctant power and Aragorn would probably be impressed too, so that side works. But the culture clash would be insane.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
River Tam/Ista or River Tam/Sam Vimes. Definitely River Tam/Ista – they have both seen things that other people don’t understand and perceive the world differently to most. They’ve also both gone through periods of genuine mental trauma and the experience of people thinking they are madder than is the case. So they have a lot in common.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Hell, knowing Miles he’d sit down and offer helpful comments. Though this obviously being the crackfic to end all crackfics just to get Aragorn, Norrington and Miles in the same universe, it would probably turn into an orgy. Or flying monkeys would interrupt…
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic
Ray always knew that following Fraser down dark alleys would get him into trouble one day, but he wasn’t expecting the kind of trouble that started with purple swirls in the air that he fell through – he’d left all that kind of stuff behind when he became a cop. But now he’s ended up in a dirty city – really, really dirty and not just metaphorical – with werewolves, dwarves and trolls for colleagues, plus a ginger-haired guy who’s a lot like Fraser, only he’s dating a wolf instead of keeping one as a pet so he’s even more out there than Mountie. At least Ray really, really hopes that Fraser isn’t that far out. At least the boss here is a normal cop. Cynical, sarcastic, angry and with an attitude almost as bad as Ray’s, yeah they were getting along just fine.
Vimes had learned to expect the unexpected in Ankh-Morpork. Or at least to not be surprised by anything. But having a weirdly-accented man with odd blonde hair fall on top of him and then try to arrest him for “being freaky dressed and pissing him off on a long day” was a little strange even for this city. But the man had turned out to be a decent cop and they needed the men. People. That is, beings… oh, whatever. Ray’s “kick em in the head” methods were definitely working well too.
Followed by odd cases, Discworldian randomness and a tentative, awkward affair before Ray vanishes back to Chicago again.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Sheppard/Ronon fluff… Probably? I’ve only seen smoking hot porn though. (Hoorah!) And how bizarre, a pairing that is actually in the same universe…
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic
The Warrior’s Harrowing
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Oooh. Well, Sheppard trips through a random fluctuation in the space-time continuum and lands on the same planet as Serenity, where he is mistaken for a Companion. When he freaks out at Evil Plot Device Guy for trying to buy his services, Evil Plot Device Guy grabs him, injects him with the galaxy’s favourite fuck-or-die™ aphrodisiac. He keeps fighting, River picks up on what’s happening, the Serenity crew come to the rescue and Mal ends up having to bite the bullet (and he’s soooo reluctant) and shag Sheppard senseless to save his life, because Simon is too uptight and no-one trusts Jayne enough. Much sex ensues.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Er. No idea. There isn’t much around, really – Miles is canonically very into women and most of the stuff I’ve seen is het.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I expect so – I know I’ve read some very good Ray/Stella and a few really interesting Ray/Frannie.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Not so far as I know. Shame. The world needs more Jack Sparrow, in all forms.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Interesting. Mal/River is one of my favourite pairings, and you can’t go wrong adding an Aragorn… I’d love to see it, if anyone did.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Um. I don’t think Vimes would be a screamer. He might set off the dragons…
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
God, I suck at thinking of songs… Woke Up This Morning by Alabama 3. Mainly for this:
You woke up this morning
The world turned upside down,
Thing's ain't been the same
Since the Blues walked into town.
But you're one in a million
You've got that shotgun shine.
Born under a bad sign,
With a blue moon in your eyes.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Well, Sheppard means there’ll be sex, Norrington means angst and sarcasm and dry wit and I don’t think there is a warning that would fit Cordelia but bad things tend to happen, so:
Threesome, NC-17, AU, crossover, violence
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
!
OMG. Just… Aragorn picking someone up? Aragorn picking up Vimes?
I have absolutely no idea.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I think last week sometime was the most recent Firefly fic I read.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Cordelia doesn’t have any secret kinks – Betans are too uninhibited for that. But she does like to dress in her old Survey fatigues to entice Aral…
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Judging by his relationships with the whores, Jack Sparrow would probably try to shag anything vaguely female that stood still long enough. And is he ever sober? Unfortunately, Ista would have to be incredibly drunk to go for it so it strikes me as unlikely.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Miles would top Ray, without a doubt. There is no way he would let anyone else be in control – even if physically he was on the bottom he would still be in charge and he’s charming and manipulative enough to get away with it without Ray noticing too.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it. (Apparently this meme was for a single fandom originally…)
Okay. Let’s get this straight: Sheppard/Ista are happy until Ista runs off with Mal. Shep has a one night stand with Sparrow and an unhappy affair with Norrington (probably because Norrington is in love with Sparrow…), River gives Shep advice and he ends up in love with Ray. Phew.
Title: Tangled Webs. Can’t really imagine anyone reading this, and I have a hard time thinking anyone could write either, except as really bad!fic
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Confused. Though I think Ronon would fit into the Vorkosigan universe extremely well – the Dendarii mercenaries would certainly appreciate his skill, and Miles does go for tall, dark and athletic! Yeah, that could work…
Heh. That was fun - and I wouldn't mind seeing some of those fics either...
m_butterfly.The Rules
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions.
You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. John Sheppard (SGA)
2. Aragorn (LotR)
3. Ray Kowalski (dS)
4. Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly/Serenity)
5. River Tam (Firefly/Serenity)
6. Cordelia Vorkosigan (Vorkosigan saga)
7. Miles Vorkosigan (Vorkosigan saga)
8. Ronon Dex (SGA)
9. Ista (Chalion books)
10. Samuel Vimes (Discworld)
11. Jack Sparrow (PotC)
12. Commodore Norrington (PotC)
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Cordelia Vorkosigan + Jack Sparrow.
Hmmm. Definitely never read one – oddly, I think they would get on very well! Cordelia wouldn’t be taken in by Jack’s oddness but would enjoy him and Jack could get a dose of Betan therapy and finally meet someone who could make his head spin like he does to every one else.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yup, Malcolm Reynolds is hot. Not so much for how he looks (though he is indeed too pretty to die) but for his character. Particularly the really evil sense of humour.
Scale of 1 to 10? I’ll give him a 7.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
My brain would explode for a start! *stares in utter bogglement* Ronon impregnated by Commodore Norrington – the crossover fic that redefines the concept of horror.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
No. As far as I’m aware, there isn’t any Chalion fanfic about and I think it would have to be very, very good indeed to tempt me to read it, or to do something that added to Ista’s character.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Wow, Cordelia is getting a lot of action. And she’s certainly got an attraction to men of honour and reluctant power and Aragorn would probably be impressed too, so that side works. But the culture clash would be insane.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
River Tam/Ista or River Tam/Sam Vimes. Definitely River Tam/Ista – they have both seen things that other people don’t understand and perceive the world differently to most. They’ve also both gone through periods of genuine mental trauma and the experience of people thinking they are madder than is the case. So they have a lot in common.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Hell, knowing Miles he’d sit down and offer helpful comments. Though this obviously being the crackfic to end all crackfics just to get Aragorn, Norrington and Miles in the same universe, it would probably turn into an orgy. Or flying monkeys would interrupt…
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic
Ray always knew that following Fraser down dark alleys would get him into trouble one day, but he wasn’t expecting the kind of trouble that started with purple swirls in the air that he fell through – he’d left all that kind of stuff behind when he became a cop. But now he’s ended up in a dirty city – really, really dirty and not just metaphorical – with werewolves, dwarves and trolls for colleagues, plus a ginger-haired guy who’s a lot like Fraser, only he’s dating a wolf instead of keeping one as a pet so he’s even more out there than Mountie. At least Ray really, really hopes that Fraser isn’t that far out. At least the boss here is a normal cop. Cynical, sarcastic, angry and with an attitude almost as bad as Ray’s, yeah they were getting along just fine.
Vimes had learned to expect the unexpected in Ankh-Morpork. Or at least to not be surprised by anything. But having a weirdly-accented man with odd blonde hair fall on top of him and then try to arrest him for “being freaky dressed and pissing him off on a long day” was a little strange even for this city. But the man had turned out to be a decent cop and they needed the men. People. That is, beings… oh, whatever. Ray’s “kick em in the head” methods were definitely working well too.
Followed by odd cases, Discworldian randomness and a tentative, awkward affair before Ray vanishes back to Chicago again.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Sheppard/Ronon fluff… Probably? I’ve only seen smoking hot porn though. (Hoorah!) And how bizarre, a pairing that is actually in the same universe…
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic
The Warrior’s Harrowing
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Oooh. Well, Sheppard trips through a random fluctuation in the space-time continuum and lands on the same planet as Serenity, where he is mistaken for a Companion. When he freaks out at Evil Plot Device Guy for trying to buy his services, Evil Plot Device Guy grabs him, injects him with the galaxy’s favourite fuck-or-die™ aphrodisiac. He keeps fighting, River picks up on what’s happening, the Serenity crew come to the rescue and Mal ends up having to bite the bullet (and he’s soooo reluctant) and shag Sheppard senseless to save his life, because Simon is too uptight and no-one trusts Jayne enough. Much sex ensues.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Er. No idea. There isn’t much around, really – Miles is canonically very into women and most of the stuff I’ve seen is het.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I expect so – I know I’ve read some very good Ray/Stella and a few really interesting Ray/Frannie.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Not so far as I know. Shame. The world needs more Jack Sparrow, in all forms.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Interesting. Mal/River is one of my favourite pairings, and you can’t go wrong adding an Aragorn… I’d love to see it, if anyone did.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Um. I don’t think Vimes would be a screamer. He might set off the dragons…
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
God, I suck at thinking of songs… Woke Up This Morning by Alabama 3. Mainly for this:
You woke up this morning
The world turned upside down,
Thing's ain't been the same
Since the Blues walked into town.
But you're one in a million
You've got that shotgun shine.
Born under a bad sign,
With a blue moon in your eyes.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Well, Sheppard means there’ll be sex, Norrington means angst and sarcasm and dry wit and I don’t think there is a warning that would fit Cordelia but bad things tend to happen, so:
Threesome, NC-17, AU, crossover, violence
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
!
OMG. Just… Aragorn picking someone up? Aragorn picking up Vimes?
I have absolutely no idea.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I think last week sometime was the most recent Firefly fic I read.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Cordelia doesn’t have any secret kinks – Betans are too uninhibited for that. But she does like to dress in her old Survey fatigues to entice Aral…
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Judging by his relationships with the whores, Jack Sparrow would probably try to shag anything vaguely female that stood still long enough. And is he ever sober? Unfortunately, Ista would have to be incredibly drunk to go for it so it strikes me as unlikely.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Miles would top Ray, without a doubt. There is no way he would let anyone else be in control – even if physically he was on the bottom he would still be in charge and he’s charming and manipulative enough to get away with it without Ray noticing too.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it. (Apparently this meme was for a single fandom originally…)
Okay. Let’s get this straight: Sheppard/Ista are happy until Ista runs off with Mal. Shep has a one night stand with Sparrow and an unhappy affair with Norrington (probably because Norrington is in love with Sparrow…), River gives Shep advice and he ends up in love with Ray. Phew.
Title: Tangled Webs. Can’t really imagine anyone reading this, and I have a hard time thinking anyone could write either, except as really bad!fic
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Confused. Though I think Ronon would fit into the Vorkosigan universe extremely well – the Dendarii mercenaries would certainly appreciate his skill, and Miles does go for tall, dark and athletic! Yeah, that could work…
Heh. That was fun - and I wouldn't mind seeing some of those fics either...
