Ain't life grand

In breaking news - well, new to me anyway - a woman in Asda in Swansea apparently collapsed, banged her head and lost consciousness.

What's the news there? Well, she collapsed because she was wearing vibrating leather pants, had them turned up too high and orgasmed so many times she passed out!

A) Bwahahahaha!
B) Who the hell wears their sex toys to go shopping in?

Plus, Dylan Moran's live comedy show is on tv shortly so I am going to read some Black Books fic and then go have a jolly time. Hoorah.