the letter meme

because it is hilarious.

Dear torakowalski,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you. I think I realised it when you put cuffs on me in your closet and I saw you knock out Donald Duck. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the eggplant-fetishism.

Greetings to your freaky family,
janne_d


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