Ain't life grand

[janne_d]

In breaking news - well, new to me anyway - a woman in Asda in Swansea apparently collapsed, banged her head and lost consciousness.

What's the news there? Well, she collapsed because she was wearing vibrating leather pants, had them turned up too high and orgasmed so many times she passed out!

A) Bwahahahaha!
B) Who the hell wears their sex toys to go shopping in?

Plus, Dylan Moran's live comedy show is on tv shortly so I am going to read some Black Books fic and then go have a jolly time. Hoorah.

Comments

[buzzylittleb.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing then dies some more*

[torakowalski.livejournal.com]

*cackles* OMG imagine having to explain to your concerned family and friends exactly why you passed out!!!

Dylan Moran was fantastic wasn't he ... not that I watched it or anything cos obviously I was revising for my exam this afternoon ... as indeed I am now *looks ashamed*

[janne-d.livejournal.com]

*sniggers madly in response*

[janne-d.livejournal.com]

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"Oh darling, are you all right? How did this happen?"

"Er. Um. Well, you know that package I got the other day..."
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I want to know what the other shoppers thought was going on! Do you think they thought she just got really excited by Asda bargains?

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"Oooh! Yes! Frozen peas, yes, yes!"

"Quick Mum, they've got an offer on in the frozen food section..."
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